Prep

[] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aeropostale.
[] I am/was a cheerleader. [I HATE THEMMM]
[] I'm pretty ditzy.
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me
[x] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[] My hair is always straight.
[x] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[] I laugh 24/7
[] I have a million friends.
[] I always hang at the mall or movies
[] I'll only date popular guys
[x] I listen to rap & pop music. [not my fault I listen to everything]
[] I have at least one designer bag trash can. [...what.]
[] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job.
[] I wear lots of makeup.
[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with anyone based of their looks
Total = 4
B|

Emo

[] I cry a lot.
[x] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[] I write sad poetry.
[] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. [I love panic. STFU.]
[] I self mutilate myself.[fags.]
[] I think about suicide or death often.
[] People have told me to cheer up.
[] I cry when I see dead animals.
[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts. [HOW IS THIS EMO]
[x] No one understands me.[srsly, i'm just crazy...]
[x] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk. [Only so I don't trip cB]
[] I wear black eyeliner
[] My fingernails are black
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black. [CAN'T HELP IT YOU BASTARD.]
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[] I love Hot Topic.
[] I always say 'life stinks'.
Total = 7 WAAAAT.

Nerd

[] I have straight A's.
[] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[] Computer games = Love.
[] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school. [ i need to start though...]
[] I always follow the rules.
[x] I'm shy around the opposite gender.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people. [ with my weird perhaps.]
Total = 7
it counterbalances the emo.


Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[] I have 0% of school spirit. [ i have to... i'm in band...]
[x] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[x] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures.
[x] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't care what people think of me.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[x] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total = 17
ANARCHIST FOR A REASON.


Jock

[x] I'm on one or more sport teams. [I COUNT BAND.]
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[x] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[x] I go to lots of sports games. [FORCED.]
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 3

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny. [so i'm told]
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[] I always imitate people.
[] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[x] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[] I mostly get along with everybody. [HA. HAHA.]
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around. [ since kindergarten.]
Total = 11
i don't get it.

Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[] I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[x] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never join in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers?
[] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[] People have called me shy or quiet.
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 8
what the hell.


Goth

[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[] I'm very, very pale. [MEXICANNNNNN]
[] I only listen to metal.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[] I only go out during the night.
[] I have black fingernails.
[] I wear a long black coat. [I WANT A FUCKING TRENCH COAT]
[] I also wear black boots.
[x] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers [ more just at the word.]
[x] People are afraid of me.
Total = 9

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[x] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 13
I'M SO WEIRD.


Antisocial

[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.[only some.]
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[x] People are idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[x] I never greet anyone.
[] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world. [I AM DEAF.]
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[x] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total = 12
lolwut

Skater

[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[x] I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk. [he's a fag.]
[] Oh yea, and Bam Margera. [ he's a married fag.]
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear skater shoes only.
[] I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding. [ there is a reason i don't do it often.]
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 5


Christian Girl/Boy

[] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[] My whole family is very religious.
[] I've never been on a date.
[] My beliefs are very strong.
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in God.[ish.]
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[] I never go out and party.
[] I read the bible everyday.
[] I've memorized verses from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[] I've been to church camp.
[] I pray every night.
[] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 1
I'M GOING TO HELL, AREN'T I?



Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle' [Only to embarrass people I am with.]
[x] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies. [my bros, actually]
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[x] I don't care about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.[lolklepto]
[] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive. [I WISHHHHHHH.]
[x]I party with all my budz. [BROS. THEY'S MAH BROS]
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 7
HAAAAAA.


Bully

[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[x] I get in trouble all the time. [not my fault they haet me]
[x] I steal people's stuff.
[] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me
[] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[x] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[x] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 9


Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles. [4 actually.]
[] I love Final Fantasy
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[] I even play a lot of computer games.
[] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[] I've been in a video game competition before.
[] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[x] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[x] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years
[] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 6


Redneck

[] Elvis is still alive. [HE DIED MAH BIRTHDAY]
[] I hunt.
[] I fish.
[x] I own something camouflage.
[] I eat venison
[] I live in the country.
[] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[] I have over 10 pets.
[] I drive a big truck with huge tires. [i want a monster truck though.]
[] I wear a cowboy hat. [I TOTALLY WOULD]
[x] I've rode a tractor before.
[] My jeans are always dirty.
[] I have a southern accent.
[] I say y'all.
[] Yankees are STUPID.
[] I buy everything at Wal-Mart
[x] I'm kind of poor.
[] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[] I work hard.
Total = 4


Social Butterfly

[] I have a lot of friends.
[] I get along with everybody.
[] I enjoy talking to different people.
[] I'm a people person.
[] I love having tons of fun. [people annoy me too much]
[] People come to me for advice.
[] People take an instant liking to me. [bad at first impressions.]
[] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[] I can relate to Ferris Bueller.
[] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[] I'm pretty cheerful.
[x] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people. [aka band]
[] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[] I always have fun doing anything.
[] I'm optimistic.
[] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 2
wow.

Slacker

[] I'm failing 2 or more classes. [NOT YET.]
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[] I miss a lot of school.
[] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[x] I don't take care of myself.
[x] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework.
[] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[] I'm not going to college, ever.
[x] School is for dorks.[ but i am happily a dork.]
[] I don't have any ambition in life.
[] People tell me I need to get a life.
[] They need to, not me.
Total = 9
duh.

Hippie

[x] I'm a tree hugger.
[] I want to save the earth.
[x] I have long hair.
[x] I make the peace sign a lot. [ i love the sixties~]
[x] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[x] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[x] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened. [SO BAD. LIKE SERIOUSLY]
[x] I love 60's music.
[x] I'm always chilled out.
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.[B||||||||]
[] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[x] I wear bell bottoms.
[x] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 13
LOVE THEM HIPPIES.

Goody Goody

[] I make really good grades.
[] I'm teachers pet.
[] I act sickly sweet to people.
[] I'm nice to everybody.
[] I act happy 24/7.
[] I go to church every Sunday.
[] I never cuss. [GOOD ONE.]
[] I always say hi to everyone.
[x] I dress appropriately.
[] I want to portray a pure image.
[] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[] I want to impress everybody.
[] I've never been called rude.
[] I'm one of the nicest people.
[] I want to achieve everything.
[] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[] I'm in many different clubs.
[] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 1
PFFFFT.

Band Geek

[x] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument.
[x] I go to all my band concerts.
[x] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[x] I've won awards for band.
[x] I've been to band camp. [DON'T FUCKING SAY IT.]
[x] I'm in the marching band.
[x] I wear my marching band uniform often. [for games and such obviously.]
[x] People have called me a band geek.
[x] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[x] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[x] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[x] I hope I get a band scholarship. [it won't happen, but i wish]
[x] Marching band is fun. [sometimes.]
[] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[x] I like football games....for the band!
[x] Band is way better than anything else. [least at my school]
[x] I carry my instrument home every night. [it's sticks...]
[x] I only date other people in band. [usually....]
[x] I go on band field trips. [BECAUSE THEY ROCK BALLS.]
Total = 19
EXPECTED THIS.

Choir Nerd

[] I sing all the time.
[x] I want to try out for American Idol. [to be made fun of duh]
[] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[] I've won awards for choir.
[] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[] I sing every single day
[] I know what range of voice I am.
[] I love singing duets.
[] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[x] I want to go to a music college. [FOR BAND.]
[] I watch American Idol regularly
[] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[] Choir is my favorite class.
[] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[] I write down lyrics all the time.
[] I want to be a singer.
[] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 3
gross.

Texan

[] I live in Texas/a bordering state
[] I use the word ‘aint’ a lot
[] Most poetry makes no sense to me
[] I use double negatives
[] I have been told to use better grammar
[x] I love meat
[] I like country music
[] I have a Texan accent
[x] I roll my eyes at anyone who makes fun of country music [because whoever does usually doesn't have an educated opinion.]
[] I can’t say “Lantana” without a long ‘a’
[x] I just laughed at myself trying to say “Lantana”
[] The phrase “One day these ol’ boots are gonna walk all over you” actually means something to me
[] Billy Mays is still alive [TOOOOO SOOOOOOOON. also, what does that have to do with texas?]
[] When I think “cows” I think “food”
[] I own a cowboy hat
[x] I know how to square dance
[] Steve Irwin is still alive [TOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. AND HE'S AUSTRIALIAN!]
[x] I’ve never been to New York
[] I never want to go to big cities
[x] I have been to a farm
[] I have been horseback riding
[] Obama should not be president
[x] Monster trucks are awesome
Total = 7
hm.

well that was interesting.